Sunday, December 31, 2006

Public Service Announcement

Just a reminder this New Year's Eve to make sure that your windows are securely locked so that your children won't open them during your drunken revels and tumble to their almost certain deaths. It would be a terrible way to greet the New Year unless that child landed on someone who was about to kill you and knocked them out, and then bounced onto a bush and got up without a scratch. That would be a fabulous New Years story. The problem is, it's usually 'Hundreds Die in Disco Fire." Happy New Years.

1 comment:

lory said...

that was great, buddy! i didn't hear of any children falling out of windows over new years, which is a very good thing. and, uh, happy belated new year's to you, too!