Mouth Congress, with the help of guest vocalist Ulie Jewmar takes on the illustrious rise and fall of Julie Newmar. No, strike that, there was no fall. How about the rise and rise of that late Sixties early Seventies star Julie Newmar? That's better. After listening to this eighties cult band rip the lid off of aging actresses there will never be a question again of who was the best Catwoman. In this picture Julie stands wtith her two lesbian daughters at the SAAD awards (Society Against Aging Dykes). It's amazing. They look older than her. Whether that is a testament to good plastic surgery or an indictment of lesbian skin care or perhaps the SAAD awards themselves, it's hard to say. As for La Newmar, if that's what plastic surgery does, then sign me up. Looking human is so last year. I'm so inspired, I'm going to attach some fishing hooks and filament to my cheekbones, then climb up the biggest tree I can find, loop the wire around a branch and jump out. I feel younger already.
Gabcast! ewe #20 - Julie Newmar