Sunday, December 24, 2006

Theme Song


What did you say?
What did you do?
What’s your sign?
Does it relate to ewe?

What did you think?
What did you feel?
Do you like dancing?
Are you for veal?

How was your week?
How was your month?
How was your year?
Were you a cunth.

How can I make your life better?
How can I make it taste sweeter?
How can I be a better host?
A proper journalist at my blogging post.

Are you a ho?
Do you love bacon?
What’s your sign?
Are you taken?

Do you hate France?
Are you a mason?
Elaborate please.
Or I’ll go off like Jason.

I love to listen.
It’s in my soul.
Tell me your story.
Banality for all.

How can I make your life better?
How can I make it taste sweeter?
How can I be a better host?
A proper journalist at my blogging post.

A feud with a friend.
A mother with AIDS
It’s a forum for healing
We don’t give out grades.

It’s your life.
Get living.
Talk to me.
I’m giving.
I’m hotter than
Jeremy Piven
You’ve got me and I’ve got Ewe. .

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Soooo chic the twirling of that fab skirt.....Twirling in skirts is such an underated manly pastime.....

BiPolar said...

Such a lovely poem, thanks. Or is it your lastest hit tune? So spirited.

BiPolar said...

Love that dress! It would look swanky on the Dancin' Bear.